Man! fuck off!!!
That moment when your parents embarrass you.
Tomorrow we’ll have a new episode of INAPPROPRIATE PARENTS starring Tessa Netting and Hunter March! (x)
That is SO me. Literally. That’s me.
the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know
waging psychological warfare against one of my team leads starting tomorrow
good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........
Panties hit the FLOOR
you know it sister
Guy who tells a lot of personal stories but the more he does it the more you realize they're all plots from different episodes of the simpsons
You call him out on it but he has photographs proving every single thing he said is true
You realize someone working on the simpsons has been plagiarizing this guy's oddly eventful personal life for the last 30 years
i'm not like other girls. i'm an evil wizard
and yet you don’t have the url… i’d cast a fireball at ya if you were worth the spell slot
if i needed a themed blog and url to signal to people that i'm an evil wizard i would've quit out of shame already
